Hey, A Title That Doesn't Have "Crap" In It... Oh wait... Dang it...

Do you know what time it is? Inappropriate magic joke time!

Did you hear that Houdini died of AIDS?
Yeah, he did Magic.

What does Siegfried have in common with a tiger?
They both know what Roy tastes like.

And my personal favorite (as it's my own original joke):

What makes Spongebob different from his girlfriend?
Sponge balls.