Jesus Crap, Part II

I should also add that the gents at Good Way Magic note that the Jesus Hank "has a pocket large enough to hold a small dog (15") (though possible, we don't recommend using a small dog in our Jesus Hanks)."

Really? You wouldn't recommend placing a small dog in the folds of a hankerchief? Even if you disregarded the humaneness of that, the only way you could get away with the trick is if by some miracle you could get a dog to not only stay perfectly still, but silent, too (and I haven't even mentioned the thought of when and how to load the thing).

Oh, wait a sec - Good Way Magic does have Jesus on its side. I guess they could get away with that miracle.