Oh Crap Times Two! It's Pagliacci's Magic Flash Theater, Part II: "Shoot David Blaine"!

Reflecting the wishes of every British citizen who used the bridge over the Thames on their daily commute, Brain Mung has developed a way to Shoot David Blaine.


Here's for fucking Josie Maran! And for fucking that other hot European supermodel! And for any other super models you're going to fuck! Fuck, man!

The most wonderful part of the game, however, is the movie that comes up after you win. (Yes, you're going to have to play it a few times until you win to see it. Don't worry - I'll wait a minute while you do it and then watch the movie.) The victory movie is friggin' hilarious. Let's walk through it:


You just killed David Blaine. 15 year olds around the world who had been practicing their tricks in monotone mourn. Somewhere, an Invisible Deck gets its wings.


Even G-d is like, "Yo, not here, buddy."


Who does David Blaine find in hell? Why, Siegfried and Roy! Granted Siegfried and Roy aren't dead yet, but what's scarier than a pair of gay German illusionists with a tiger?


The answer to the question just posed above: the pair throwing a techno dance party in Hell with little dancing demons that look like Penn and Teller, Houdini, David Copperfield, Paul Daniels, and some other random magic dudes!

Don't worry, fellow magicians! This kind of game is actually a labor of love that demonstrates the deep respect lay people have of our craft! How could they not love us?

Coming soon: The answer to that very question in Part III!