Crap for Crapping

Want to scare the crap out of your friends while their on the crapper? Then head over to JeffGoldmanIsWatchingYouPoop.com and print out this incredible flyer:


To get the maximum effect, sit down on the toilet and make sure that Jeff Goldblum is staring at eye level. (You want your friends to sit on the toilet and have Jeff Goldblum starting directly into your eyes.)

Trust me, they will shit themselves. That is, if they hadn't already by that point.