The Crap is Right

Formerly "the Internet's Most Downloaded Woman", Cindy Margolis is finally revealing her secret talent to the public.

No, not that talent, you perv.

She's on CBS' new reality TV program, Secret Talents of the Stars, and for her secret talent she's performing magic.

I have no idea if she's going to be good or not, but I'm hoping for three things: (1) she doesn't debase magic ("Wow, magic is so easy!"), (2) she (or CBS) doesn't give away the secret of whatever trick she's doing ("Whoops!"), and (3) it involves cleavage in some way.

Besides, the real magic is that she looks absolutely nothing like the way she was born:



(Picture from http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com)