Vintage Crap

I was trying to figure out a funny caption for this photograph but fuck it. Why don't you guys decide? Send me an e-mail with your caption by this Sunday (i_am_pagliacci@hotmail.com). The person with the funniest caption gets his or her caption published, a public shout-out, a chance to tell me what my next post will be about, and maybe a few other surprises.

NOTE: Any videos or photos of you whacking off to the picture like those freaks in Maria the Snakebabe's messageboard is grounds for disqualification... and psychiatric help.