Sick Crap: The Perverts of Magic (Part 2 of 3)

The second installment of this series features not one, not two, but THREE ridiculous places to check out. Man has the crap I've found been sick, sick, sick!


Teen and Celeb Magic Illusions
What's worse than older men fantasizing about female celebrities not yet of legal age? How about older menolder men fantasizing about female celebrities not yet of legal age participating in illusions? That's right - the Teen and Celeb Magic Illusions Yahoo! Group "is a club for those interested in magic illusions that involve teens, celebrities or teen celebrities. Write stories, put up pics of your favorite teens & celebs and involve them in illusions!!" Essentially, these magicians ogle female celebrities like Britney Spears and Fran Drescher. (Yes, there's a whole file of Fran Drescher photos in this group, which is rather disturbing within itself.) And what would a Yahoo! group be without a video of someone jerking off uploaded in the "Files" section?


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Illusion Theatre
If you have an inhumanly strong stomach and were not nauseated by the poor Photoshop work in the "manips" in the Teen and Celeb Magic Illusions group, why not check out the Illusion Theatre group, a Yahoo! group dedicated solely to Photoshop manipulations of attractive women into illusions. How much time do these people have and how fucked up are they?


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Sawing Melanie C in Half
There's also this fabulous group: Sawing Melanie C in Half. Evidently somebody thought that it would be fucking great to dedicate a group to fantasizing about using the Spice Girls (who stopped being popular about a decade ago) in magic illusions. That's right - there are 841 members of a Yahoo! group solely dedicated to envisioning what it would be like to perform an illusion with a Spice Girl. I can't even fathom how it's possible that 841 fucking people would all say, "Hey! I really wish I could saw Melanie C - that washed up, talentless singer who noone even remembers anymore and is only modestly good-looking at best - in half. You know what, I want to do that so bad, I'm going to join a Yahoo! Group about it and write fan fiction about it and make shittily Photoshopped renderings of what it would look like!" Who the fuck are these people?

Coming tomorrow: The "Sick Crap: The Perverts of Magic" series closes with a website that really must be seen to believed. You won't want to miss this one, so be here tomorrow! Plus, in honor of the "Sick Crap" series, you just may see my version of the sickest joke ever told, The Aristocrats.