Smelly Crap

What do you get when you cross Todd Goldman's controversial, subversive, and darkly humorous work:



with Pagliacci's magic-related wit and skill at Photoshop?

You get this:



Logically, if most magicians are boys (according to one article, women comprise only 7.5% of the Society of American Magicians) and boys are smelly, then magicians must be smelly. If you're a male magician reading this (and you probably are unless you're Ticklish Girl from High on Magic or Sue-Anne Webster from Magic Unlimited), give your armpits a good sniff. Just doing my part to make sure magicians the world over shower.