Bad Pun Crap

Today is "Bad Magic Pun Day" (as if every day for a magician isn't "Bad Magic Pun Day!).

Here goes...

(1) These are a bunch of Twisted Sisters

(2) I'll bet you jack off to this one!

(3) I guess some magic was D'Lite-ful in the time before there were electric lights!

[Think Anchorman's Ron Burgundy when you read the next two lines.]

Oh, puns - you tempting minxes! How can something be so hilarious in my mind and so unfunny on the lips?

[Back to Pagliacci.]

Now I remember the answer - because puns just don't cut it as the sole source of humor. Take that as a lesson guys. Seriously. If you don't, you may end up like all the other schmucks on the Magic Cafe.