Wand Crap

One time... at magic camp...

Cadaco has released a new magic trick set in its Marshall Brodien line, "Marshall Brodien's Magic Electronic Wand":

Here's the description for Marshall Brodien's Magic Electronic Wand:

Only you know the secret as the magic wand vibrates from one end and lights up on the other with no buttons or switches to be seen! The wand finds selected cards, a hidden ball, concealed coins and other objects offered in this magician's set of 12 amazing tricks.

Wait a second... "the magic wand vibrates from one end." That's right - this magic wand VIBRATES! Who the FUCK thought that that was even remotely appropriate for children?

Honestly, if they had any doubts about the inappropriateness of "electronic magic wand" for children, here's the only other magic wand on the market that vibrates. It's Juli Ashton's Magic Wand:

Juli Ashton has two advantages over Marshall Brodien in the "electronic wand" niche:

(1) The spokesperson - honestly, who would you rather see supporting a product?

OR

(2) Juli Ashton's magic wand is better designed both for enhancing the wonderment and delight of children by day and the wonderment and delight of adults by night.

(Try that as your next pick up line: "Hey baby, let's go back to my place so I can show you some wonderment and delight.")

But then again, if Marshall Brodien's wand can cause what is pictured below, then we may have a contender yet:


(Yup, that really is Marshall Brodien on the far left and that really is a woman with her head way too close to his crotch to be sanitary. If you still don't believe that that's Marshall, check out the site where I found the picture.