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Tuesday, March 28, 2006

David Copperfield Facts

Some facts you may not have known about David Copperfield:

1. When David Copperfield levitates, David Copperfield does not fly on air - air flies on David Copperfield.

2. There is no such thing as existence. There is just a list of people David Copperfield chooses not to vanish.

3. Kings are higher than queens, aces are higher tha kings, and David Copperfield is higher than anything else.

4. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? David Copperfield knows.

5. David Copperfield challenged Meir Yedid to see who had more fingers. David Copperfield won by five.

6. David Copperfield gets a triple word score on every word he plays in Scrabble. Every word.

7. Death once tried to escape David Copperfield. It failed.

8. David Copperfield's pass is invisible.

9. David Copperfield has a name for each of his fingers. He picks his nose with Howard Thurston.

10. Houdini and David Copperfield once made a bet to see who could hold their breath the longest. Houdini died.

3 Comments:

  • At 9:03 AM , Blogger Trickster said...

    Sounds similar to Chuck Norris Facts http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

     
  • At 12:46 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    See Updating Crap, March 19, 2006 post.

     
  • At 1:33 AM , Blogger Trickster said...

    I should read things better!

    When doing the Professor's Nightmare, David Copperfield can hand the ropes out for inspection at any stage of the routine.

     

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