Criss Crap

Criss Angel is now dating... Cameron Diaz?!?

It seems Criss has joined the ranks of David Blaine and David Copperfield in terms of magicians who have dated extraordinarily attractive women.

From the hilarious WWTDD:

People.com says that magician Criss Angel is maybe sorta dating Cameron Diaz now. They went out Saturday (pictured) and Monday night in Las Vegas, and Diaz was supposed to go back to LA Sunday but decided instead to stay until today. All of which should be humiliating for Diaz but doesn't appear to be. People says:

The pair began their evening with dinner at the Bellagio's Prime steakhouse, then rode to the Mirage in Angel's Rolls Royce for the 10:30 p.m. performance of Cirque du Soleil's Beatles tribute LOVE.
The smiling duo walked arm-in-arm into the theater through the main entrance, and throughout the show, a witness tells PEOPLE, "They were snuggling with each other and he was making her laugh. They seemed really happy."
After the final curtain, the pair headed backstage and greeted the cast until just before midnight before leaving through a side door and disappearing into the night in Angel's car.

Criss Angel ranks somewhere around "good" as a magician, but Cameron Diaz is borderline retarded, so this should work out nicely. He probably pulled a quarter from her ear and now she thinks he's come here from a distant world to learn about love. But Criss might wanna go slow with the tricks. Last week a guy opened a lighter and she screamed "SORCERER!" while throwing stuff at him. That went on for 10 minutes.