Deadly Crap

After David Blaine shows off his "Look-I've-been-wearing-my-Time-Machine-for-the-last-decade" look, prepubescent magicians everywhere cry themselves to sleep because, even like that, he's still getting more ass than them.


Is it just me or shouldn't there be a restriction on wearing mercury on your wrist? That's right, folks - Watch & Wear, Time Machine, and all your other "stop the watch at the called-out time" tricks use MERCURY to make the gimmick work. It's wonderful knowing that a potentially lethal substance is strapped to many a magician's wrist - and nobody (except Pagliacci!) gives a shit.